Well, after months of suspense and trepidation, Come Dine With Me Australia started airing their fourth season last night.
My friends are breathing audible sighs of relief, because this might mean I’ll shut the hell up about my “television debut”.
Good luck with those hopes.
One thing I did take from watching the show, apart from my overpowering screen presence, was my even more overpowering face presence, which wasn’t such a good thing.
This face, Occasional Reader, is why I crop my head out of photos on here.
Shrek would get a James Bond role before I would, with this head.
To appropriate for myself a line from Professor Higgins though, I have grown accustomed to this face.
This face is proof positive that personality can override physical imperfection. (Understatement of the Year nominee goes to physical imperfection!)
This face is also the reason why I have embraced “having character” as an important part of who I am.
For by the Gods, I am one ugly bundle of “character”!
Thank Mike it’s about the shoes and the outfits, and not a model competition for aspiring cosmetic surgeon patients.
Though I just might win if it was….
I was pretty happy with the four main outfits I wore for the show, and of course, my babies did me proud.
The shoeplex looked amazing!
All in all, it was a blast doing the show, and something that I’ll always remember fondly
At least until the Alzheimer’s kicks in.
Night 1
Shoes – Christian Louboutin
Jeans – XXIV
Shirt – Philippe Anton
Night 2
Shoes – Squire
Trousers – Christopher Daniel
Shirt – Politix
Jacket – A Mike Original
Night 3
Shoes – Jack Cowboy
Jeans – Just Cavalli
Shirt – Bossini
Vest – Gallery Serpentine
Night 4
Shoes – Donald J Pliner
Jeans – Ksubi
Shirt – Hugo Boss Orange
Jacket – Premonition
